Out of Office

Out of Office alerts are on, muthafuckas.

Continuous Snow

See you in McLean.

Quilt

If I think of them as pieces of a quilt, maybe they will start to make some sense.

Should have, could have

This project would have been more interesting in the pre-Facebook era.

Monday

Another foot of snow means Msnhattan time.

Sunday

The Patriots won the Super Bowl.

Old Friend

Another one bites the dust.

Motherfucker

Being from NJ, it never occurred to me to wonder if people like Mike Huckabee were offended by my swearing. In other words, I don't give a shit.

Mundane

I fucking hate shoveling.

Visit

Lollipops are entirely appropriate at 10 am when Nana and Papa visit.

Saturday snowstorm

Our snowman suffers from ennui.

Big

I looked at Zygote today, sighed, and thought, "too big already." I am officially a cliche.

Devoid

I'm in a bad place if I cannot come up with one goddamn sentence.

Birthdays and Anniversaries

My nana died a year ago yesterday. Today is PopPops birthday. Afternoons last forever, but the years fly by.

Football

That was the best finish to a game I couldn't give a shit about.

Frozen

Two Frozen-themed parties later, I am ready for beer.

Declaration

Burritos = love.

Help Wanted

We are in need of a therapist to help us manage the stress of finding a new therapist for an extremely stressed out family.

Pandemonium

I am never going to understand the type of woman (or man) that gets super excited about school fundraisers.

Monday

Yesterday was undeserving of a sentence.