Saturday, January 31, 2015

Old Friend

Another one bites the dust.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Motherfucker

Being from NJ, it never occurred to me to wonder if people like Mike Huckabee were offended by my swearing. In other words, I don't give a shit.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Mundane

I fucking hate shoveling.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Visit

Lollipops are entirely appropriate at 10 am when Nana and Papa visit.

Saturday snowstorm

Our snowman suffers from ennui.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Big

I looked at Zygote today, sighed, and thought, "too big already." I am officially a cliche.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Devoid

I'm in a bad place if I cannot come up with one goddamn sentence.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Birthdays and Anniversaries

My nana died a year ago yesterday. Today is PopPops birthday. Afternoons last forever, but the years fly by.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Football

That was the best finish to a game I couldn't give a shit about.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Frozen

Two Frozen-themed parties later, I am ready for beer.

Friday

HAMCAT is my new favorite word.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Help Wanted

We are in need of a therapist to help us manage the stress of finding a new therapist for an extremely stressed out family.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Pandemonium

I am never going to understand the type of woman (or man) that gets super excited about school fundraisers.

Monday

Yesterday was undeserving of a sentence.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Ennui Part Two

3 pm on Sunday afternoon is a bad time to make major life decisions.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Ennui

Old Christmas trees on the sidewalk make me sad.

Yesterday's Sentence

My days of red solo cups are long gone, but I can still keep up with the youngsters.

Thursday, January 08, 2015

Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Seven days in

It was only days into the new year before she declared "it's too fucking cold."