P: give me bread. now. do it.
P: i bought that bread so you shouldn't actually be eating any of it.
p: well fine, then you can eat the cheese but no bread.
(5 min later, as he goes upstairs):
P: don't eat any bread
B: how do you know i didn't put this bread up my butt?
p: how do you know i didn't rub my nuts all over the bread?
I like that we are not only in our undying love for butt jokes.