Ennui

Old Christmas trees on the sidewalk make me sad.

Yesterday's Sentence

My days of red solo cups are long gone, but I can still keep up with the youngsters.

Expletive

Fuck, it's cold.

Seven days in

It was only days into the new year before she declared "it's too fucking cold."

Epiphany

Today's epiphany was that I will not throttle my children during Epiphany Service. 

Back to the mines.

I do feel rested. However, I would rather watch more tv than work.

Intentions

I firmly believe that God intended for me to be a natural redhead, and like my grandmother before me, I intend to die without anyone seeing a white hair on this head.