Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Out of Office

Out of Office alerts are on, muthafuckas.

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Wednesday, February 04, 2015


If I think of them as pieces of a quilt, maybe they will start to make some sense.

Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Should have, could have

This project would have been more interesting in the pre-Facebook era.


Another foot of snow means Msnhattan time.


The Patriots won the Super Bowl.

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Old Friend

Another one bites the dust.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015


Being from NJ, it never occurred to me to wonder if people like Mike Huckabee were offended by my swearing. In other words, I don't give a shit.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015


I fucking hate shoveling.

Sunday, January 25, 2015


Lollipops are entirely appropriate at 10 am when Nana and Papa visit.

Saturday snowstorm

Our snowman suffers from ennui.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015


I looked at Zygote today, sighed, and thought, "too big already." I am officially a cliche.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015


I'm in a bad place if I cannot come up with one goddamn sentence.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Birthdays and Anniversaries

My nana died a year ago yesterday. Today is PopPops birthday. Afternoons last forever, but the years fly by.

Sunday, January 18, 2015


That was the best finish to a game I couldn't give a shit about.

Saturday, January 17, 2015


Two Frozen-themed parties later, I am ready for beer.


HAMCAT is my new favorite word.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Help Wanted

We are in need of a therapist to help us manage the stress of finding a new therapist for an extremely stressed out family.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015


I am never going to understand the type of woman (or man) that gets super excited about school fundraisers.


Yesterday was undeserving of a sentence.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Ennui Part Two

3 pm on Sunday afternoon is a bad time to make major life decisions.

Saturday, January 10, 2015


Old Christmas trees on the sidewalk make me sad.

Yesterday's Sentence

My days of red solo cups are long gone, but I can still keep up with the youngsters.

Thursday, January 08, 2015

Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Seven days in

It was only days into the new year before she declared "it's too fucking cold."

Tuesday, January 06, 2015


Today's epiphany was that I will not throttle my children during Epiphany Service. 

Monday, January 05, 2015

Back to the mines.

I do feel rested. However, I would rather watch more tv than work.

Sunday, January 04, 2015


I firmly believe that God intended for me to be a natural redhead, and like my grandmother before me, I intend to die without anyone seeing a white hair on this head.

Saturday, January 03, 2015


My 2015 resolution is to put some fun back into functioning alcoholism.

Friday, January 02, 2015

Thursday, January 01, 2015

One sentence to rule them all!

All of my other daily writing practices have been epic fails, but how hard can it be to post one sentence each day?