Saturday, May 21, 2011

The End of The World As We Know It (But I Feel...Full of Cake)

Well, I'm still here. But just in case the world was going to end, I made sure to gorge myself on grilled meats and about 10 slices of a lemon sheetcake from Verna's, or essentially a giant cake of lemon donut. Go ahead and judge me -- tis the season, after all.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

My Niche Market (Or This Month's Favorite Keywords)

Google Analytics always makes me happy. You have found me using the following search terms:

* I really had to poop (who googles this?)
* Brother sister pee stories
* Jesus is risen blog (this one makes me laugh only because I wonder if Jesus 2.0 is going to tweet about his impending arrival)
* Peed my pants at a babysitter
* Woman who pooped on herself

Poop, pee and Jesus. Well, I guess I have a niche.