Wednesday, November 28, 2012

This Is What A Relationship Looks Like: Fat Lard Part Deux Edition

Aaaand, we're back!

YG: Come over here. Let me see that dress.
JM: Yes?
YG: That's what I thought. There's a weird fold here. It makes it look like you have a pot belly.
JM: [blank stare]
YG: I mean, your body is so much nicer than that dress makes you look.
 JM: It's new.
YG: You like me to be honest about your wardrobe. I'm just saying that you should wear one of your other...nicer, dresses.
JM: So, you're saying I'm fat?
 YG: Exactly.
JM: You say, "that's not a flattering dress." I hear, "BONER KILLER." 
YG: It's the dress, not you.

 About 45 minutes later. JM is standing in the mirror adjusting the belt on the fat dress.

 JM: But, what if I wear the belt this way?
YG: [blank stare]
JM: I mean, as a casual dress, it's comfortable.
 YG: Please don't perseverate.
 JM: Did you just use a Scrabble word?
 YG: Yes.
JM: So you're saying I'm fat and dumb? Nice.

  per·sev·er·ate/pərˈsevəˌrāt/ Verb: Repeat or prolong an action, thought, or utterance after the stimulus that prompted it has ceased.