-----Original Message-----
From: YG
Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2007 1:27 PM
To: JM
Subject: For future reference
When you are going for a brisk walk at lunch and forgot to bring in a
change of underwear, your choices are:
1) Go commando on the walk so you have a relatively still fresh pair to
slip into after your shower, or
2) Use underwear for support during the walk (especially if you are the
owner of a large pair of swinging testicles) and go commando for the
rest of the afternoon.
When faced with this choice, ALWAYS choose option 2. Always.
Owwww :-(
I snorted out loud over that one. It's only fair, as he's been listening to me bitch about my chub rub for weeks now. When you Google "running" and "chub rub" you get a number of interesting hits, and by "interesting" I mean "weird" and "porny." I finally settled on "running" and "inner thigh chafe" and found that I'm pretty much doing what I can in terms of shorts and that I should try BodyGlide or Vaseline. Lubing up for an activity of one. Nice. I also learned more than I ever need to know about how to handle your swinging testicles when running. Serious design flaw.
For those following along, this is my 100th post -- it's fitting that it's about balls and lube. :-)
2 comments:
Hannah is training for the D.C. Marathon and was extolling the virtues of BodyGlide this weekend! Not only does it take care of chub rub, but also "bloody nipple." Thankfully I haven't run into that yet.
Yeah, bloody nipple. Add that to the swinging testicle problem. Body Glide doesn't work that great for the nipples. For that you need those little round bandaids. And hopefully no hair around your nipples.
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