Saturday, May 14, 2011

This Is What A Relationship Looks Like: Listen Harder Edition

YG: [unintelligible mumbling] beauty sleep
JM: What? What are you talking about?
YG: Can you listen for Zygote in the morning so I can sleep in? I got up with her.
JM: I always listen for her.
YG: ....
JM: It's not my fault that you get up with her.
YG: Just listen harder.
JM: How about you listen to my fist up your butt?
YG: [Shakes head, walks away].

Seriously, it's MY issue if he gets up with her? Be a bad parent and pretend you don't hear. That's the way it works.

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