Whippany, NJ -- Two feet were discovered earlier this morning after several unsuccessful attempts to locate them.
The discoverer, a three month old child named Zygote, located the feet at approximately 9:01 a.m. ET this morning. She described the event as "gaaahh.."
Onlookers noted that she seemed quite proud of the achievement, with continuous shouts and smiles.
Attempts to place the feet in the child's mouth have been unproductive thus far.