A list of other idiotic phrases I've noticed myself saying in my attempts to speak like a literate adult.
1. Yeah, but....
When there's a break in the conversation for a bit. It's my version of "as I was saying."
2. I mean...
Of course I mean it. I'm saying it.
3. Literally...
Incorrectly.
4. Dude, totally...
I do not surf.
5. Ya know?
6. It's like...
A like, but somehow more annoying.
7. Do I even need to mention the swearing? You know me.
WHY DID YOU PEOPLE NOT TELL ME THAT I SOUND LIKE AN ILLITERATE OAF?
Like seriously, in my head, I sound much smarter. Dude.
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