My friend, SKB, is making these hilarious caricatures of her friends. This is mine.
* SKB is awesome.
* I really did say "how about I beat your ass?" to someone on the T, but in my defense, it was TOTALLY JUSTIFIED. Really.
* I have that blue dress. SKB has it in purple. Old Navy clearance yo.
* I really do get that big ol' line of cleavage due to Old Navy clearance being a wee bit low quality.