Friday, May 16, 2008

Topics for Discussion before Sex

YG: Remember that episode of South Park with Michael Jackson and Blanket?
Me: I can't believe he named his kid that. That kid's gonna be pissed when he grows up. 'Wait, you're Prince, and you're Paris, and I'm....Blanket?"
YG: Yeah, he's going to want to change his name. To Tito.
Me: Or Jermaine.
YG: I saw Jermaine Jackson in concert once.
Me: Seriously? Jermaine Jackson.
YG: Uh huh.
Me: Ha. Can I blog about that?
YG: Yeah, but you have to make sure that people know I didn't just go see Jermaine Jackson. He was the opening act for Cameo.
Me: Oh, don't worry. I will make CERTAIN that everyone knows you really went to see Cameo.
YG: Word up.

Cue the porny bass.

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